the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis
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I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
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“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
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*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
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“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
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